This list of things you shouldn't do shows you -
well what you shouldn't do. (Humor included!) Read this small guide to learn
and laugh at things you should never do.
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Warning: This book may contain offensive jokes.
Please do not read this if you are over-sensitive to everything.
All The
Basic Things
1. Don’t jump off a cliff.
Why?
1. You'll die.
2. You'll die.
3. You'll die. (makes sense
yet?)
4. You'll get really
injured.................... then die.
2. Don’t swim in shark-infested waters.
Why?
1. You will lose your life.
2. You will lose your leg.
3. Don’t tell a mugger that he is fat.
Why?
1. Muggers don’t want to hear
the truth. They might kill you
4. Don’t shower with your clothes on.
Why?
You would be only cleaning
your head. (Unless you're wearing a hat!)
5. Don’t do the cinnamon challenge.
Why?
1. Wanna suffocate? :)
6. Don’t praise yourself.
Why?
Let others praise you.
7. Don’t
take everything in life personally.
Why?
1. You will be most miserable.
8. Don’t have a hyena as a pet.
Why?
1. One day it will feed on
your cows.
2. One day it will feed on
your children.
9. Don’t bully your friend.
Why?
1. You're mean.
2. Your reputation will
probably be ruined irreparably.
10. Don’t
hang on to the past.
Why?
1. You’ll probably never move
into the future.
